At school Little Tommy was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, ‘I know the whole truth.’ Little Tommy decided to go home and try it out. He went home, and as he was greeted by his mother he said, “I know the whole truth.”
His mother quickly handed him $20 and said, “Just don’t tell your father.” Continue reading
Two Polish guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding. “I’m not sure if my future bride is a virgin or not,” said the groom-to-be.
His buddy replies, “Oh, there’s an easy test for that.” Continue reading
I woke up early feeling a little depressed, because it was my birthday and I thought, “another year older,” but decided to make the best of it. So I showered and shaved, knowing when I went down to breakfast my wife would greet me with a big kiss and say, “Happy Birthday, dear.” Continue reading
Hillary Clinton went in for her yearly check-up. When it was finished, she asked her gynecologist how everything was. He said he was pleased and that she was in great shape, and that she was pregnant. Continue reading
A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated. As he examined the body of Mr. Sam, who was about to be cremated, he made an amazing discovery: Sam had the longest private part he had ever seen! Continue reading
A woman was having an affair during the day while her husband was at work. One day she was in bed with her boyfriend when she heard her husband’s car pull in the driveway. She yelled at the boyfriend, “Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window, my husband’s home early!” Continue reading
Tired of a listless sex life, John finally came right out with his wife during a recent lovemaking session.
“How come you never tell me when you have an orgasm?” he asked.
His wife glanced at him and casually replied, “I would have dear, but you’re never home!”
“You looked troubled,” I told my friend, “what’s your problem?”
He replied, “I’m going to be a father.”
“But that’s wonderful,” I said.
“What’s wonderful? My wife doesn’t know about it yet.”
A 2nd grade teacher decides to teach sex education to her class. She starts out by drawing a penis on the chalk board and asks the class, “Does anyone know what this is?” Continue reading
One Monday morning a mailman is walking the neighborhood on his usual route. Continue reading
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