A rather inebriated fellow on a bus was tearing up a newspaper into tinypieces and throwing them out the window.
“Excuse me,” said the woman sitting next to him. “But, would you mind explaining why you’re doing this?” Continue reading
A rather inebriated fellow on a bus was tearing up a newspaper into tinypieces and throwing them out the window.
“Excuse me,” said the woman sitting next to him. “But, would you mind explaining why you’re doing this?” Continue reading
An American tourist in London decides to skip his tour group and explore the city on his own. He wanders around, seeing the sights, occasionally stopping at a quaint pub to soak up the local culture, chat with the locals, and have a pint of bitter.
After a while, he finds himself in a very nice neighbourhood with big, stately residences – no pubs, no stores, no restaurants, and worst of all NO PUBLIC RESTROOMS. Continue reading
An Irishman who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over.
“So,” says the cop to the driver, “where have ya been?” Continue reading
Brenda O’Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door. “Brenda, may I come in?” he asks. “I’ve somethin’ to tell ya.”
“Of course you can come in, you’re always welcome, Tim. But where’s my husband?” Continue reading
You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth. Continue reading
A well off young man was moving from one street to another, a few streets away. Continue reading